Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO !!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged
skinny, long-legged, big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars
and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer
and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or
alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and
potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on
while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as
Hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up.
The End
**Thanks Steve Klett
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